Novelist Renge Yoto is a vampire who has lived since the Kamakura period and who "hates blood."Due to his complete lack of skill with machines, he leads an extremely analogue life, but one day during a meeting, his editor asks him to write a manuscript set in the latest VRMMO.He enters this world with a mixture of excitement and anxiety, and what awaits him there is his first sunbathing in hundreds of years and a variety of delicious dishes that he can't experience in reality.He quickly becomes addicted to the game... ...Huh? My brainwaves are not human-like, so is that why I'm being treated like an NPC?An emergency call due to cardiac arrest!? Whoa! Wait a minute! A gentle-hearted vampire and beginner gamer goes back and forth between the game world and the real world.A slapstick tale of VRMMO wanderings that unknowingly draws everyone around him into it!